I Think You Have A Wrong Number

"Your phone's ringing, momma.  Your phone's ringing, momma."  That's my ring tone.  Hailey's sweet little voice announcing that my cell phone is ringing.  I eagerly answered the call with a hopeful spirit that fills young and old this time of year, because Jay & I had entered for a chance to win an iPad.

Me:  Hello?
Caller:  Kim?
Me:  Yes.
Caller:  Is this Kim?
Me:  Yes. 
Caller:  Kim?
Me:  Yes.  This is Kim.  Who is this?
Caller:  This is your mother.
Me:  You must have the wrong number.

We all get wrong numbers.  Jay got an obscene one a couple hours later.  Apparently so obscene he wont even tell me what they said.  But this one just struck me funny!