Was It Bigger Than Yours?

I wasn't going to blog this.  Jay will probably kill me.  Jackson will probably kill me (in a few years, if he comes back to read the stories of our family).  But I've had too many people tell me that it's just too funny not to share.  So, I'm sorry Jay & Jackson......

One morning when I was taking the kids to school we were stopped at a red light beside a house where a lady was putting out a yard sale sign.  She had a chiwawa with her.

Jackson:  That dog has a big penis
Me:  What?! (Oh LORD, please make the light turn green!)
Jackson: That dog, it's penis was biiiigggg!
Hailey:  Was it bigger than yours?
Jackson:  uhhhhh